18 Days: The Book (coming early 2020*)

Book titles about the past 18 days of radio silence on the blog:

The Winter that Froze the Internet

[Tour Book]
Secret Florida Road Signs: Don’t Waste the Sunshine

[Memoir—although yes, there is such a thing as being too young to write a memoir]
You Only Turn 24 Once

[Research based work]
A Detailed Scientific Examination of Why Car Doors Don’t Latch in Subzero Temperatures

[Historical Biography]
Celebrations of a Long Gone Sledding Connoisseur

Twice Stolen: The Chicago Car Thief Strikes Again

Chicago Winter Ice

* So sorry, 18 Days: The Book may actually not be released until early 2055. Check back then.